SabatonDemon

Hey-ya! Welcome to my humble gallery. You can find here my arts about The Lion King, Fallout 4 deathclaws, and other stuff. I can't say that I'm sorta special. Nah. I'm ordinary female, straight hetero, omnivorous, i don't practice youga or other modern fancy stuff. No-no-no, that's not about me. If you want to get a full picture of me, than imagine a small gal, 5.1 tall, a bit chubby (not fat, guys, chubby), of 27 y.o; who's smokes like a chimney, drinking beer and whiskey, have a rough smoky voice and same rough manners. Yeah boy, don't expect me be small puss who will cry if you call me a bitch. Imagined? Well, that's me.

If you ask about my interests, well it's a bit complicated. I'm OBSESSED with fashion of 1920-1940th, i like everything about that time - cars, tanks, dirigibles, clothes, shoes, and MUSIC. God, Devil or whoever there is, is a witness to me: i adore Jazz and old Rock-n-Roll. Billy Haley, Teddy Willson, Louis Armstrong, Roy Brown, Atlantic Five Jazz Band, Harry James, an incomparable King himself - Elvis Presley, and many many more. I draw with this music, i sleep, cook, walk, work, live with it. Jazz is music for any mood, be it melancholy or joyful days.

Next, i adore history. I learn about it and i love to dig info like a mole rat, knowing more and more about past. Because, as one wise man George Santayana said: “Whoever forgets the lessons of history is doomed to repeat them.”

What else?... Well, i'm rather straightforward, rude and cynical person. I keep balance in my worldview, and i won't allow anyone try to get in it and tip the scales. And my criteria acrually isn't that bad how you can think, and it's only a 6 points:

1• First. I don't separate people on genders, sexuality, skin colour, their tase in music, clothes, food. Everything simple - It doesn’t matter for me who you are on the above points, what matters is that you are a human being, and I will respect you just for being it. But! If you start being rude to me, I won’t care what color or gender you are. I will answer you with same rudeness. Simply because the rules of good manners work as a two-way street - from you to me, from me to you. And if you're rude to me, I'll be rude to you as well. Because my respect for you as a person and personality will crumble the moment you do, write or say something nasty to me. But I’m not a wimp, and I’ll answer, so let’s keep it in our wonderful mismatched heads.

2• Second. I don't care what you chewing. Meat, vegetables, honey, nuts. I literally don't give a fuck. The point is - don't you dare even think about imposing your tastes on me. Yes, you can adcise something like: "hey, this mango tastes great, try it!" (I never ate mango, yep), i will say: "Sure, i will try" or "no, geez man, i've tryed, it's gross on taste for me" (like avocado, caviar and some sea food as well). So let's keep distance in this question and be polite. Also. If you're a vegitarian or vegan, please, keep your thoughts like - "i I don’t eat food of animal origin, and you don't dare, otherwise you're a killer\flayer\corpse eater, etc." away from me. I'm omnivorous. I eat literally everything what can be eaten - meat, fish, fruits, vegitables, food of animal origin - cheeses, eggs, milk, berries, nuts and so on and on. And I don't care if the steak on my plate was once a cow. Seriously. I will eat it. But the point in this next - if i eat meat, that doesn't mean that i'm rude with animals. Keep that in mind.

3• Third. I do support all this tolerance stuff. And i never hated gays, lesbians, black guys, women etc. I literally never hated them just 'cause i never thought about that deepley. For me all of them - people, no better, no worse than others. And i do admit that some problems really do deserve attention - violance towards and safety of women, oppression of women in their rights to control their bodies (like prohibition of abortions, modifications of one’s body, or, conversely, the imposition of modifications of their body), problems of nazis and racists this day, and that includes not only black people, but also jews, chineese, ukranians, gypsies and many other nations. Yes. These are a problems that has no place in world. But. I HATE when under faces of feminism, advocates for black people, and other activists are the real fascists in hiding. Let me explain: When someone defends women, that's okay, wonderful and cool. But when someone, under the guise of feminism, calls for humiliating and mocking men, this is fascism and sexism. When someone defends the rights of black people to work, housing, basic human rights - this is great and good luck to such people. But when these same blacks begin to demand almost worship, force them to bow, kiss their shoes, and so on, this is NOT protecting blacks, this is fascism and racism. Savvy?

4• Fourth. I literally hate one point, and therefore I’m posting it in a separate topic. Prolife. Absolute misogynists who don’t care about women, the most important thing for them is a bunch of cells, a blastocyst, which doesn’t have a brain or nerve cells, or even a circulatory system. It’s impossible to see this clot in the first days of life without a microscope; what kind of person is there? But the Prolifers insist that almost from the first hours this blastocyst is already a human being. Moreover, they don’t care whether a woman can carry or give birth to this parasite (oh, just don’t argue, throughout pregnancy this embryo and fetus feeds and lives off the mother’s resources, it’s a parasite, literally. After all, even the symptoms of pregnancy are similar to the symptoms of parasite infection ). So what am I talking about, oh yes, these pests don’t care about a woman’s life and health, and most importantly, about her choice, which is a basic human right. So throw stones at me as much as you want, but I believe that the birth of a child should not be a momentary impulse or compulsion, but a conscious and deliberate choice. And all pro-lifers should be sent to the furnace, because anyone who violates human rights does not have the right to be called a human being.

5• Fifth. Idiots. I don't care what you think, but I can't stand idiots. In today's world, idiots have no excuse for lack of basic knowledge. And I’m not talking about spelling, but about awareness of the most ordinary things, such as the names of the capitals of the world, the most basic knowledge of history, time zones, knowledge of the human body at least at the level of where the liver is and where the heart is, the structure of the solar system and knowledge of the most basic mathematics. Like, damn people, this is the knowledge we get at school. They are elementary! I’m not asking you to list all the satellites of Saturn or tell me the exact date of the liberation of Paris in WWII (hello French, I know that this happened on August 25, 1944, Vive la France :)) Or for example, when the first car was invented, the design of the engine or how to get gunpowder . No, although I know this, I don’t need you to meticulously retell it. But when they argued with me that if you pee after sex and you won’t get pregnant, that was the end. Or even better, when some sheep (and I’m not talking about an animal) proved to me that the Sun revolves around the Earth, and there are stars plus everything. Like, damn, we all have such a wonderful thing at our fingertips as the Internet. The same Google is simply a storehouse of knowledge from all the textbooks in the world, books, chronicles, photographs and videos, for the entire documented history of mankind. Aren’t you yourself interested in what gunpowder or dynamite is made of, how an internal combustion engine works, who invented an airplane or a rocket (not a ballistic or military one, but one that is used to fly into space). I personally learned with HUGE surprise that the inventor of the V-2 and the inventor of the rocket that sent man to the moon were the same person - Wernher von Braun. Or that Mazda, yes, that same Mazda that I’m sure your parents or you yourself have, is a concern that survived the bombing of Hiroshima, because their plant was there. The world is amazing, it's wonderful, it's unique, and we have explanations and inventions that now allow us to live just awesome. And you mean you're not interested in how it works? There are simply thousands of fields in which you can be interested, from physics and chemistry to history (world, art, fashion), and these things will invariably lead to interest in other related things. For example, someone who is interested in fashion can excitedly tell me about fabrics, types of cuts and seams, and although I don’t understand this well, it will be interesting for me, because I can also gain new knowledge. And if you are not interested in anything, then sorry, in that case you are just an idiot.

6• Sixth. Religion. Listen, hand on heart, I don’t care what you believe in, in Jesus, Buddha, Allah, or even a golden toilet brush. Seriously. It's your business, I don't care who you pray to or not. But. As soon as you try to impose your religion on me, be prepared for me to turn your brain inside out. And you will bitterly regret trying to force faith on me. Faith, in my opinion, is already a rudiment for the world, but if it’s easier for you, if religion helps you cope, damn, that’s wonderful. Just don't bother me with this. I am an atheist, and I know the structure of the world too well, so I’m sorry, but I don’t believe in your omnipotent supernatural being. But I respect your choice, so you respect mine too.

That's all folks. Be respectful, and i will repay you with same respect.